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How to Beat Up Anybody: An Instructional and Inspirational Karate Book by the World Champion

How to Beat Up Anybody by The World Champion Judah Friedlander

The Greatest Karate Book From The Greatest Martial Artist - The World Champion Judah Friedlander

How to Beat Up Anybody: An Instructional and Inspirational Karate Book by the World Champion Judah Friedlander.

 

The most important book in karate history from the greatest martial artist: The World Champion Judah Friedlander.

Finally a Karate book that prepares you for real-life dangerous situations! This book includes chapters on how to beat up Bigfoot, how to beat up someone with one arm, how to beat up someone with three arms, and how to beat up someone on a unicycle. Plus how to beat up street gangs, attackers with weapons, ninjas, dinosaurs, and gangs of street ninjas with weapons riding on dinosaurs!

This book contains more than 500 photos! And lots of words! All guaranteeing that you’ll learn how to beat up anybody!

The World Champion is the greatest athlete in the world, has sex with lots of women, and is a role model to children. For the first time you can now witness his training techniques. Buy this book before he beats you up!

 

 

 

How to beat up anybody by Judah Friedlander.

 

The World Champion Judah Friedlander

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Dress Like The World Champion Judah Friedlander

 

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DEATH KWON DO

Death Kwon Do book

Death Kwon Do, the ultimate martial art style as seen in “Death Punchies”, episode 4 season 1 of Regular Show.

 

What is Death Kwon Do?

Death Kwon Do is a martial arts style from an 80 paged Wide-Ruled notebook that the Sensai owns.

Death Kwon Do pelvic thrust of death

Death Kwon Do the death block

 

It is normally learned through training, and the Sensai has dedicated a school to teaching it, so it’s presumed that its techniques are usable without any help.

Rigby Death Kwon Do mullet cut-off jeans short
Rigby empowered by Death Kwon Do wearing the mandatory mullet and cut-off jean shorts.

However, one needs merely to possess a mullet, cut-off jean shorts, and a technique’s page from the Death Kwon Do book in order to perform that specific technique to its full extent. Which make you basically unbeatable and able to rule everybody around you. Until you met another Death Kwon Do practionner as seen in

Regular Show – Rigby Vs Mordecai (Death Kwon Do Battle)

Death Kwon Do is most likely based on Tae Kwon Do. The supposed teacher, Sensai, teaches the Death Kwon Do techniques from the book.

Death Kwon Do Sensai
Death Kwon Do Sensai

 

Harold Howard UFC meme mullet guy
The real-life Sensai is Harold Howard, UFC pionner/barroom bouncer/holder of 4 black belts in Jiu Jitsu & Karate.

 

Harold Howard UFC gif
Harold Howard showing off his lethal Death Kwon Do skills. Kind enough to intentionally miss his shot. Instead of violently decapitating his hapless opponent.

 

According to Sensai, Death Kwon Do is about fighting their inner darkness, such as for self-defenses, patiences and wisdoms.

Grand Master of Death Kwon Do kicking Mordecai and Rigby
Grand Master of Death Kwon Do kicking Mordecai and Rigby Season in Season Four episode “Sandwich of Death”. Admire his world-record length mullet. Long enough to make Bianca Belair jealous.

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